edited by ANDREW HICKS
Who the fuck is Kim Jong Il, and why is he dead?!
Kim Jong Il dead? Man, and I thought he was just ill. Turns out I was dead Jong.
Kim Jong, are you serious?! This is seriously fucking my fantasy dictator team. It’s the playoffs!
Weekend at Kim Jong’s. Now THAT would be funny.
Kim Jong Il is dead. I guess that’s the end of his Korea.
Wait! Kim Jong Il WASN’T a puppet?!
Kim Jong Il died, but the headliner killed.
First Patrice O’Neal, now Great Leader Kim Jong Il. It’s a sad year for comedy.
Kim Jong Il sucks for breaking up The Beatles.
Korean flag at half-mast at all Long Jong Silvers in Korea this week.
I will always remember Kim Jong Il ringing the bell on “Fantasy Island.”
Just when we thought Kim John Il couldn’t get any sexier? HE DIED AT THE AGE OF 69! wackajoewackajoewackajoewacka