We're Not Funny

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• We like to go outside my comfort zone sometimes so that we can run back to our comfort zone crying and ashamed. #werenotfunny #comfortzone 1 year ago
• Why are people always trying to go outside their comfort zone? Surely, your comfort zone has everything you need in it. Y'know, like comfort 1 year ago
• Every time we type "dinner," my phone AutoCorrects it to "Bitch, just go to the gym instead." #werenotfunny #autocorrectmyass 1 year ago
• We started doing comedy cuz we were tired of having self-confidence. #werenotfunny #comedymoditvation #selfconfidenceisoverrated 1 year ago
• Some nights we should just dump the bag of chips in our lap first, then start from there. #werenotfunny #chipetiquette #lapfoodsareyummy 1 year ago
• #AmITheOnlyPerson at this Eddie Rabbitt Fan Club meeting? Again?? 1 year ago
• Broken News | 2011 Year-End Review wp.me/p1e8D0-Z0 1 year ago
• We want to see a song on the Billboard charts called "↑ This Song Sucks (↓ So Does This One)." #werenotfunny #Christmasnumberone 1 year ago
• When I was a kid you had to poop without Angry Birds. #werenotfunny #intheolddays 1 year ago
• Drugs. Heeeeeeeeeeeeeeyyyyy... #werenotfunny #justsayno #justsayheeeeeeeeeyyyy 1 year ago
• Hey drugs, just say no to kids with no money. #werenotfunny #justsayno 1 year ago
• Just say no to drugs when your money runs out #werenotfunny #justsayno 1 year ago
• Hey kids, just say no to drugs when the drugs start asking you questions. #werenotfunny #justsayno 1 year ago
• We totally hate when our boss walks into our office and we have to quickly hide our cellphone behind the box of wine. #werenotfunny 1 year ago
• We lost 2 Facebook friends today. That brings us down to 349 total and 307 we don't know shit about. #werenotfunny #facebookfriends 1 year ago
• President Obama got crocodile insurance for his trip to Australia. Once again the wily stingray waits patiently... #werenotfunny #stingrays 1 year ago
• It's gotten to the point that, under 'marital status,' we write in 'WE HAVE A CAT.' #werenotfunny #dyingaloneandbeingeatenbycats 1 year ago
• Have you ever just listened carefully, stopped and wondered: WHAT THE FUCK IS R. KELLY TALKING ABOUT?!?!?! #werenotfunny #wtf #rkelly 1 year ago
• We once fucked a guy with the same name as our dad. It was SO weird hooking up with a guy named Dad. #werenotfunny #incestisfunny 1 year ago
• werenotfunny.com/2011/11/15/mul… #werenotfunny #mullets #fauxhawks 1 year ago