Before his death, the North Korean dictator merchandised the crap out of his likeness rights… KIM JONG SHILL.
Roasted dog-meat burgers are on the Dollar Menu at KIM JONG GRILL.
That little guy sure had a high voice… KIM JONG SHRILL.
Dude had a sex change 30 years ago that was somehow hidden from mass media… KIM JONG JILL.
North Korea should construct a protected landscape using Kim Jong’s figure as inspiration. Enjoy your kimshe on the grassy tummy area of KIM JONG HILL.
Or in Summer 2012: Take the kids for a spin on the new Wackadoodle Minicoaster at KIM JONGVILLE.
Care for fresh pepper on your Korean food? Ask the waiter to grind his KIM JONG MILL.
For being a totalitarian, he had little power in the bedroom — he could only manage the KIM JONG TIP DRILL.
Every time he ejaculated, it was a KIM JONG SPILL.
His hoarding habits will make for a lengthy read of the KIM JONG WILL.
Did he drown? Because I don’t think he was KIM JONG GILL.