by BRANDON STOKES
edited by ANDREW J HICKS
- Shout-outs to George Jefferson’s wife AND Lil’ Wayne, for having the same voice but being two completely different Weezys.
- Shout-out to that Lil’ Wayne CD you keep stashed, just in case you have to give your black friend a ride home.
- Shout-out to guys who tell chicks they’ll eat their butts in text messages.
- Shout-out to Southpole and FUBU for keeping wiggas PIMPED OUT LIKE A HOMIE G DAWG!
- Shout-out to every time you want to say, “That shit’s racist!” but you’re not quite sure.
- Shout-out to black people who aren’t afraid of eating fried chicken in front of white people.
- Shout-out to everyone that couldn’t find the pussy from doggystyle when they lost their virginity… or was that just me?
- Shout-out to Flavor Flav for getting famous with Public Enemy instead of just being that one stupid nigga from the news.
- Shout-out to YouTube for letting the closet racists vent.
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