October 31, 2011
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Rocky Dennis was named People's Sexiest-On-The-Inside Man Alive in 1985.
Rocky Dennis from Mask
- Any costume you have to buy
- Obese, bacon-intoxicated Ghandi
- Gas station marquee from the future
- Andy Rooney’s pubescent bed sheets from 1923
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CONTRIBUTORS: Andrew Hicks, Paul Lao, Probably Matt Linville, Jessica Stimson, Eve Ventrella and Woo
EDITED BY Andrew Hicks
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August 22, 2011
by T. Allan Christopher

Now who is going to catch you masturbating?
Please keep your clothes on
Just not with our name on them
Guido ass bastard
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Freaky ass King head
Focus on your plastic fries
Not your plastic mask
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Is it weird that I
Still hear “iPad” and think of
Feminine Napkins?
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They think us evil?
Lets show them bitches evil!
Eat a nuke E.T.!
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Wait a damn second
You mean to say it was not
Orange Julius?
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