by WE’RE NOT FUNNY
edited by WOO
Film recently obtained from MTV Productions, makers of Jackass, shows Dunn just before entering his vehicle for its fated rendezvous, making the statement, ”I’m Ryan Dunn, and this is Fatal Crash.”
What a Jackass…
Finally, a phone women can carry around in nature’s holster, the underboob.
Now nothing has to stop for a text or Facebook status update. People will be swexting — having sloppy, sweaty sex, while also texting their buddies about how awesome or lousy it is. Who are we kidding; is sex ever bad for men?
While unable to reach anyone via phone for comment, we did receive a written statement from Sony Ericcson as follows: ”Because Apple and iPhone refused to accept that 77% of their market was sweaty overweight men, we have developed the Xperia to cater exclusively to them. We look forward to shaking their clammy, fat hands.”